Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Still Waters



Emerging from the airport, I inhaled deeply. Like an eager kid, I wanted to have as much as I could - the freshness and the crispness of it all. Far away from Gurgaon’s dust and heat, Srinagar’s air was rejuvenating. A mix of pine and apple. Farhan, the local driver was amused.
“Madam, where are you from?”
“Delhi,” I said.
Aap India se ho?"
I swallowed hard as the husband nudged me to zip up. But Farhan continued, "I visited Deli once. So much pollution, I couldn't breathe,” he said. “We Kashmiris can’t live away from home.”
“I understand,” I muttered. 

A few meters away from the airport, I realized that the air was light, but atmosphere heavy. Gun toting CRPF men dotted the entire stretch. The sight of unemployed youth idling in groups next to closed shops was disturbing. It appeared as if the city was stuck in a time warp of the seventies. When the muezzin’s voice reverberated in the valley, the mountains echoed. Within minutes a veil of uneasiness clouded the excitement of visiting Srinagar after twenty-five years.


Dal - A view from my  hotel

As the day broke lazily, a customary Shikara ride was on the list. In a fit of a nostalgic reverie, I wanted to feel what Shammi Kapoor felt when he immortalized the shimmering waters. Since the ashes of the actor, were immersed in the Dal Lake, I expected the waters to sing ‘Tareef Karu Kya Uski’.

The lake, however was silent. Bearing the brunt of violence, ravaged by circumstances, the olive waters were festering with weeds. Even though sunlight danced on ripples and the backdrop transformed in different hues of green, the lake refused to sing.
Once we were in the midst of the lake the shikara owner - an old man lamented the lack of tourists. Routine strikes by separatists ensure that development remains a dream, he said.
“But the airport is crowded with hordes of tourists?” I asked.
“Most of them are Amarnath yatris. They go to Pahalgaon and the holy cave.” 
"So you support those who call for strikes and bandhs?"
To which he said, "This is our rozi roti. Unke bachche to bahar rehte hai, bahar padhte hai."


The loquacious old man narrated stories about ghosts descending on the terrace of Pari Mahal, located on the Zabarwan mountain range overlooking the lake. He truly believed in the mythical folklore.
“Why don’t they clean these weeds?”I tried to change the topic.
“They purchased weed cleaning machines worth lakhs. But the mechines don’t work.” 
After some prodding, he revealed that he would get one tenth of what we paid him for the shikara ride. The rest would be shared by a layered mafia. When we tried to pay extra, he refused saying there was no point. He would be strip searched at the end of the day."Don't give me money, aap mujhe Char Chinar par khana khila do." Char Chinar is a secluded piece of land in almost the centre of the lake.

During sightseeing, Farhan, my driver was polite but his angst was onbvious when he was frisked for a security check. He muttered swear words and swerved the vehicle with anger raging in his eyes. For any discerning tourist, mistrust between the locals and the army was palpable. The sales girl at an emporium was equally cold and clinical. While I marveled at her peaches and cream complexion she rebuffed me. “Don't open the shawl if you don't want to buy.”

Despite opting for ballot over bullet, the situation in the valley is beyond occasional tourists. It is beyond a complex law and order problem. It is beyond a pesky violent neighbor. It is beyond political apathy. I don’t know when the Dal will sing, 'Deewana Hua Badal'.What I know is that still waters run deep. Serene but scenic, they don't sing anymore.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Financial Tiki-Taka



I was never really good at anything with numbers – mathematics, finance or economics. Naturally, I am unable to grasp the dynamics of the annual budget. Which is a pity because when people use terms like Fiscal Deficit, Gross Domestic Product or Cash Reserve Ratio, they come across as cool intellectuals. But I am so dumb that I took time to realize that the Finance minister was not referring to an insect repellant but the Dividend Distribution Tax (DDT). While I feign interest during the budgetary analysis, I actually grasp zilch. 

However, what I know is that on the day of budget presentation the finance minister outshines the Prime Minister. He gets to wear a crisp kurta, carry a precious briefcase and give us a delicious mysterious smile. How can I forget Chidambaram’s smile just before he was about to pinch my pockets? As far as briefcases go, it looks innocuous enough, but holds the hopes and aspirations of a billion plus people. 
Just as we get to see Messi’s girlfriend in the stands in Sao Paulo, we also get to see the finance minister’s elusive wife. Yes, behind every man about to score a goal is a woman with the assist.

On this big day, Rahul Bajaj, Deepak Parikh, Chanda Kochar and Naina Lal Kidwai grace our television sets to tell us whether taxes will squeeze the last pip of our lemons. As far as I understand, members of India Inc. are wary of criticizing the government in power, so they balance their act by telling us how the budget is a nice balancing act. Given their long term interests, it makes sense to run with the UPA and hunt with the NDA. Yeah, Kejriwal is right. Sometimes.

On this day, opposition leaders like Mayawati and Mulayam tell us how the budget is anti-poor, even as the ticker on television tells us that budget is poor friendly. The poor meanwhile are wondering how to buy onions for their next meal.

Another unfailing feature of our budget is the hike in excise duty on tobacco and cigarettes. Since our FM forgot all about the black money stashed away in the Cayman Islands, he decided to silence Ramdev by hiking excise duty on toilet cleaners..err cold drinks. (Those who think that the list of foreign account holders does not have a single person affiliated with the BJP, raise your hand.)

Meanwhile the main opposition party comes up with a rehearsed reaction on the budget – no clarity, no vision, nothing substantial. The budget is old wine in a new bottle.
For me, the silver lining was to see Arvind Kejriwal on my television after a long time. He told us that that if you close your eyes and listen to the budget speech, you can sense Chidambaram’s soul in Jaitley’s body. In other words, both are useless. Give me a chance to present a budget. Adani or Ambani ki aisi ki taisi.

On this day, the cartoonists have a field day, portraying the finance minister as Superman, Harry Potter or Akshay Kumar (remember Singh was once King as a Finance Minister in 1991). Since Football is the flavor of the season, we saw coach Modi using defender Arun Jaitley to score a goal. Only time will tell whether it was an own goal or a golden goal. Frankly, I don't care much about the convoluted economic jargon. What I wish to know is when can I buy veggies, milk and cereals and not feel the pinch? When can I travel by rail and feel clean, safe and comfortable? Will my tax refund arrive at all? And can the student from IIM Rohtak find a job that matches his counterpart elsewhere in the world? 
At the end of the day, that golden briefcase carries hay, unless words get converted into meaningful action. Goals, I mean.